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Monkey Sex and Other Conversations
The comments section is open for your obscene captions. Vulgar nut jokes welcome. I think it’s funny when people talk ‘fancy’ about sex considering we evolved from “two-seconds-and-we’re-done” monkey...
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Update: Intermittent Fasting, 5:2 Style
Isn’t it a bit fucking awful, that I live somewhere we play with starvation? Those who resist abundance shall be Queen! (Or King, should you be appropriately equipped). Nevertheless, intermittent...
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The Story of Evolution. In My Own Words.
It was my birthday. I got everything I wanted, which that day was sushi from the delivery place, a moelleux aux chocolat (that gooey lookin’ baked good displayed above), and a bunch of flowers. I was...
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Dear XOJane/Jezebel: Where have all the Amelia Earharts gone?
I’m their target audience. I feel I’m intended to like them. Jezebel, XOJane, that whole ‘Girls’ schtick that’s coming to a screen near you. I’m going to be perfectly honest and tell you that I find...
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Do You Read “Get Off My Internets”?
OMG your outfit is totes amazeballs LOLZ Ever read Get Off My Internets? To some, GOMI is a breath of fresh air, lampooning self-important pompous bloggers who, for example, sell out their children’s...
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The Almost Rans: “Let’s Just Be Friends” Edition
Some guys repeatedly end up getting that ‘let’s just be friends‘ response from a girl they really like and never understand why. Let this story be your explanation. Once, during a break between two...
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Unpopular Opinion
Recently I came across an excellent forum discussion on unpopular opinions (on a man blog so I didn’t chip in because if I’ve learned one single wise thing in my life, it’s that the menz appreciate...
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Paleo/Non-Paleo Hazelnut & Coconut Granola Recipe
A bowl of granola. Just add milk. Or yoghurt. Or just cram sexy fistfuls into your yak. Honestly, I know it seems like a complete u-turn after the theme of the last post to blog a recipe. But that’s...
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Boss From Hell Chronicles: How I Learned What I Was Really Being Paid For
I’m going to pass a little lesson on to idealistic readers who may still hold on to the belief that some chink of their boss’s black, flinty heart shines bright. Sort of similar. Bit more hair,...
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Cue the Barry White Music! The Hotlist of Lusty Link Love
Contrary to what regular readers might think of my somewhat lethargic blog socialising in recent months, it isn’t because I went off you, or further, joined a midget circus as Ringmistress (I wish… the...
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